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Sorry it’s late, tough day. Got a wedding tonight so Day 5 won’t exist but the review will on Saturday/Sunday.
I mean, it’s alright, but its got problems with speed (again) and text not coming in at the right time. Bit weird the random Gavin section but hey.
Carbon copy of the last one except it’s got a robot voice. Poor effort chaps.
Libertarians field a candidate with special needs, very inclusive friendly. Positive Action for those with speech impediments
Bloodycontrary continues his dogging on trains
Labour candidate advertises fans novel on the campaign trail, probably breaking several thousand ethics laws
Libertarian says he saves money by not going to the gym and a Gym Bro’s reply was “you sound just like the government <insert in depth policy thought here>, where do you find these enlightened people?
Commie candidate unironically advocates for the burning of people because they’re a bit wealthier than his constituents (he’s not included in the burning even though as an MP he gets a fuckload more than his constituents)
Another Labour Candidate (after the events of the last one) then invites a load of aristocrats to his manor, I mean think of the fucking optics lmao #AristocratsforLabour. This literally flies in the face of EVERYTHING the Labour brand, stop it you MASSIVE GAY SHITE