Bombshells were dropped tonight as it was passed onto Saltcon that the Labour Leader has announced privately he will be retiring from the role soon. We anticipate that his resignation will be announced publically in the next few days.

Almost six different sources came forward from inside and outside the Labour Party to corroborate this and after seeing some powerful evidence, we believe the story to be true. Unfortunately, the evidence received has been sequestered due to identifying features being present but rest assured we will endeavour to bring it to you as soon as we can.

This will leave the path wide open for veteran executive member WillShakespeare to take up the top role, but with doubts about his activity could he be seeing a challenge from newly promoted and eager-to-please Vilijow? We’ll bring you our coverage, when we have it.

Already we’ve seen goodbye tweets from other prominent politicians

More to come…


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