TheWalkerLife is a now notorious independent figure within our parliament. He started his career as a Conservative and is now a massive twat towards them on social media! What happened? Well they expelled him...
Saltcon can reveal today that the Labour Party have rallied the masses and begun the violent bolshevik revolution they always desired. By taking the fight to a slightly cramped empty political HQ building.
Today Saltcon revealed comments from the Leader (and EFRA Spokesperson) of the Classical Liberals and the Economic Spokesperson that paint them as an enemy of the Fishing Industry and Scottish Fishing. The comments were...
Ah fuck, another one. This time it's the sheep shaggers, don't expect much here but Wooly jumpers and terrible bestiality jokes. In the coming article you'll find the following metrics: Design...
You've seen one Manifesto Review, it's time for another! This time with added Haggis! In the coming article you'll find the following metrics: Design - Out of 5, How pretty is...
Welcome to the brand new Manifesto review thread! We have spent all year (read half an hour) coming up with a fantastic new way to grade and rate the Manifestos released by these shitheaps we call parties....
This article is, was and always will be a bag of shit and I only did it so I could beat the Guardian to publishing. As it's so shit I've now deleted it, the memes are no...
Earlier this morning Saltcon broke the news on twitter than a major UK Politician had been assaulted by a dairy based projectile while working in Birmingham. No further details were available at the time but eventually they...
Oh what a night! Myself and some friends from the mainstream newsmedia were sat in a rooftop bar in London, playing on our phones and ignoring each other and tweeting about the by-election! It was such fun!
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