You've seen one Manifesto Review, it's time for another! This time with added Haggis! In the coming article you'll find the following metrics: Design - Out of 5, How pretty is...
Welcome to the brand new Manifesto review thread! We have spent all year (read half an hour) coming up with a fantastic new way to grade and rate the Manifestos released by these shitheaps we call parties....
This article is, was and always will be a bag of shit and I only did it so I could beat the Guardian to publishing. As it's so shit I've now deleted it, the memes are no...
Earlier this morning Saltcon broke the news on twitter than a major UK Politician had been assaulted by a dairy based projectile while working in Birmingham. No further details were available at the time but eventually they...
Oh what a night! Myself and some friends from the mainstream newsmedia were sat in a rooftop bar in London, playing on our phones and ignoring each other and tweeting about the by-election! It was such fun!
Head Chimp /u/Padanub went to visit his cousins at Chester Zoo yesterday in the Chimpanzee enclosure, he had a great time and would recommend it to all, but when he returned from being gawked at by tourists...
https://saltcon.uk/canon/mini-traffic-light-coalition-paralyzed-by-discord/ Saltcon and The Model Times have had a fucking cracking week with journalists literally camped outside of the Official Opposition Headquarters in London. Gazebos were erected and branded umbrellas were brought out...
This article is part of our mini-stories section, where there’s fuck all to report, but it’s still worth reporting. Expect quick, short, snappy articles that you can read on your bus journey to the brothel.
This article is part of our mini-stories section, where there's fuck all to report, but it's still worth reporting. Expect quick, short, snappy articles that you can read on your bus journey to the brothel.
Head Chimp /u/Padanub spat out his morning coffee (laced with heroin) today when he read (out of boredom) the order paper for the House of Commons, discovering it had grown exponentially thanks to some troublemakers from the...
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