This article is, was and always will be a bag of shit and I only did it so I could beat the Guardian to publishing. As it's so shit I've now deleted it, the memes are no...
Earlier this morning Saltcon broke the news on twitter than a major UK Politician had been assaulted by a dairy based projectile while working in Birmingham. No further details were available at the time but eventually they...
Oh what a night! Myself and some friends from the mainstream newsmedia were sat in a rooftop bar in London, playing on our phones and ignoring each other and tweeting about the by-election! It was such fun!
Head Chimp /u/Padanub went to visit his cousins at Chester Zoo yesterday in the Chimpanzee enclosure, he had a great time and would recommend it to all, but when he returned from being gawked at by tourists...
https://saltcon.uk/canon/mini-traffic-light-coalition-paralyzed-by-discord/ Saltcon and The Model Times have had a fucking cracking week with journalists literally camped outside of the Official Opposition Headquarters in London. Gazebos were erected and branded umbrellas were brought out...
Head Chimp /u/Padanub spat out his morning coffee (laced with heroin) today when he read (out of boredom) the order paper for the House of Commons, discovering it had grown exponentially thanks to some troublemakers from the...
It has been confirmed by the Speakership that Classical Liberal Deputy Leader /u/Tommy1boys has been reinstated and that his suspension was due to a counting error. We have decided not to amend the article to ensure integrity but instead put this warning up. The Speaker of the House of Commons today possessed /u/really-friends and began speaking about those members of parliament who are not fulfilling their duty.
Once again the London Metropolitan Borough Council of Wizards has contacted Saltcon and informed us that Necromancy has been defeated as /u/antier confirmed that the Scottish National Party has handed its charter in to the electoral commission...
We've received a stunning notification from the local council of wizards (read the local virgins) that Necromancy has been discovered being practiced in Westminster as once more the Scottish National Party is being revived, this time with...