https://youtu.be/WvufFwdqMzg?t=49 Hello folks and welcome back to our Election Coverage!!!!!!!! Golly gosh it's been a storm so far, we estimate well over 300 posts now and we're only 38-ish hours into the election. This really is becoming a heavy campaign. To keep...

AEBE: 18 Day 2 in Review

Today got a little bit spicier in the election as one of the front runners (I say this when there are only like two candidates anyway) dropped out and officially threw his weight somewhere else. Noted hothead...
This article is part of our mini-stories section, where there’s fuck all to report, but it’s still worth reporting. Expect quick, short, snappy articles that you can read on your bus journey to the brothel.
Third day! The Saltcon offices are slowly running out of coffee while stocking up on Body Odour, it's become quite a pit. So far we've reviewed a monumental 422 campaign posts. We do the hard work so you don't have...
Head Chimp /u/Padanub spat out his morning coffee (laced with heroin) today when he read (out of boredom) the order paper for the House of Commons, discovering it had grown exponentially thanks to some troublemakers from the...
A shocking revelation has come today as Saltcon has received an exclusive leak of portfolio allocation negotiations between Reform and the Liberals. We'll be going through the whole records of what we have, but here's the main...

GE: XI Manifesto Review

'Ey up chuck. We're gonna do this old school style. As usual some shit hot (read: fucking awful) graphic design and typography has crawled out of Party HQ this week as Manifestos have been released.
Last night, /u/Fresh3001 shocked New Zealand after resigning as Prime Minister and leader of the National Party. Despite clarifying he would remain as an MP and would contest the upcoming general election, this still came as a...
Another day, another 100+ campaign posts. Unfortunately, our research team has the proud task to have to read them all, and there is some serious rubbish in there. To keep you up to date we have decided to create a Highs...
So, we've had our first day of campaigning with a lot more to come, so we thought we'd start looking at what is being posted in a bit more depth. SALTCON is running its own propaganda competition alongside a possible...
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