Head Chimp /u/Padanub spat out his morning coffee (laced with heroin) today when he read (out of boredom) the order paper for the House of Commons, discovering it had grown exponentially thanks to some troublemakers from the...
It has been confirmed by the Speakership that Classical Liberal Deputy Leader /u/Tommy1boys has been reinstated and that his suspension was due to a counting error. We have decided not to amend the article to ensure integrity but instead put this warning up. The Speaker of the House of Commons today possessed /u/really-friends and began speaking about those members of parliament who are not fulfilling their duty.
Once again the London Metropolitan Borough Council of Wizards has contacted Saltcon and informed us that Necromancy has been defeated as /u/antier confirmed that the Scottish National Party has handed its charter in to the electoral commission...
We've received a stunning notification from the local council of wizards (read the local virgins) that Necromancy has been discovered being practiced in Westminster as once more the Scottish National Party is being revived, this time with...

GE: XI Day Four

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GE: XI Day Three

Don't forget to subscribe to the Saltcon weekly newsletter, to get all your up to date news. https://saltcon.uk/newsletter/ Day three, as I said these updates will be a little shorter as i'm having...

GE: XI Day Two

Don't forget to subscribe to the Saltcon weekly newsletter, to get all your up to date news. https://saltcon.uk/newsletter/ Day two and I'm fucking exhausted already. Due to circumstances with my schlong there may...

GE: XI Day One

Don't forget to subscribe to the Saltcon weekly newsletter, to get all your up to date news. https://saltcon.uk/newsletter/ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ARRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK. (cheers slug for logo) General Election XI has kicked...

GE: XI Manifesto Review

'Ey up chuck. We're gonna do this old school style. As usual some shit hot (read: fucking awful) graphic design and typography has crawled out of Party HQ this week as Manifestos have been released.