Hmm, a deep editorial thought by head chimp /u/Padanub, we're in really uncharted territory here. Where did the fun go from elections? A question mused by our most revered scholars such as JackWilfred and...
This article was written under the old DEFCON style system, therefore may be out of date by modern metrics. Category 5 Shitstorm SALTCON Updated to Code 2 Wow, where do we start with this one. It's the typical shitstorm season in the...
This article was written under the old DEFCON style system, therefore may be out of date by modern metrics. CONTINUINING CATEGORY 5 SHITSTORM MHOC Head Mod /u/Timanfya has announced that the controversial House of Commons Speaker, /u/IndigoRolo, will be giving a...
We've got a full post coming shortly but wowzas these Canadians love their fucking drama ey? Newly elected (literally a few hours ago) Speaker /u/Pellaken has turned all permanent bans into temporary ones (one year), lowered some other bans further...

Shitstorm Teddy

This article was written under the old DEFCON style system, therefore may be out of date by modern metrics.   Within hours of becoming Speaker, /u/Pellaken began making changes in CMHOC, by making an announcement concerning all cmhoc bans. In a...
This article was written under the old DEFCON style system, therefore may be out of date by modern metrics. Category 3 Shitstorm No Saltcon Amendment Edit: Note, this article is primarily designed around the meta fighting going on about the ethics of...
Wild scenes on the floor of the Nub Bank trading markets today as reputable Loan Broker Snap & Sons was announced as being sold to DrCaeserMD in a private deal that would see him take over the...

Doxgate continued

This article was written under the old DEFCON style system, therefore may be out of date by modern metrics. Since our previous report on Doxgate, several updates have been confirmed to us as well as some developments, instead of writing...
This article was written under the old DEFCON style system, therefore may be out of date by modern metrics. If you were wondering why this isn't in our previous tongue-in-cheek style of reporting, please see our FAQs Report: Several key members...

Tropical Cycshitlone Golux

This article was written under the old DEFCON style system, therefore may be out of date by modern metrics. Category 3 Tropical Cycshitlone SALTCON Level 4 Now this is a mad one. Firstly, I must apologise for the lateness of this post. Your...
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