This article was written under the old DEFCON style system, therefore may be out of date by modern metrics. CONTINUINING CATEGORY 5 SHITSTORM MHOC Head Mod /u/Timanfya has announced that the controversial House of Commons Speaker, /u/IndigoRolo, will be giving a...
Hmm, a deep editorial thought by head chimp /u/Padanub, we're in really uncharted territory here. Where did the fun go from elections? A question mused by our most revered scholars such as JackWilfred and...
This article was written under the old DEFCON style system, therefore may be out of date by modern metrics. If you were wondering why this isn't in our previous tongue-in-cheek style of reporting, please see our FAQs Report: Several key members...

Tropical Cycshitlone Golux

This article was written under the old DEFCON style system, therefore may be out of date by modern metrics. Category 3 Tropical Cycshitlone SALTCON Level 4 Now this is a mad one. Firstly, I must apologise for the lateness of this post. Your...
CMHOC has been hit by another severe storm, with the Speaker (Now the Community Administrator, but I keep forgetting to call them that) /u/Pellaken, announcing his resignation.   The reason for which lays in genocide. Earlier today, controversial user “EndDecadence”...

October Analytics

Nerds only, chads need not read this article. This is a new initiative launched by Head Chimp /u/Padanub to keep the baying public mob at ease, with the use of fancy infographics and data!...
This event has registered on the Saltcon Scale at Saltcon 4 In a stunning solidification of meta-power, /u/Tilerr announced the creation of a Safeguarding role in MHOC and immediately appointed /u/m1chamlmmklmlmlmlmlmmmaslmm121m4mm1lm. (What went mostly unnoticed was also the announcement of the...
After a short break in the Bahamas, our resident chimp /u/Padanub decided to commission some statistical research from the fine, fine boys down at the Nancy Reagan Retirement Home for Honoured Former...
This article was written under the old DEFCON style system, therefore may be out of date by modern metrics. Category 5 Shitstorm SALTCON Updated to Code 2 Wow, where do we start with this one. It's the typical shitstorm season in the...
This is the first of our Meta Votes articles, designed to explain the options in a meta vote, simplify the arguments for and against and help you to reach an informed decision. It is important to note that in...