Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck there’s a Moose in my Journalism.
Saltcon received notification that last night a shadowy cabal met to discuss future plans for political engagement. Thanks to a well placed £500, we found out that the cabal is called the “Phoenix Committee” and consists of several veteran left wingers who are considering a return to MHOC.
The list of attendees was kept secret but we managed to find out that WineRedPsy, a lauded member of the now defunct Radical Socialist Party and former Chancellor of the Exchequer, was part of the discussions.
It is possible that a return to Politics from WRP would facilitate an avalanche of Honeydewism in MHOC and maybe that is what this meeting was about. WRP and Honeydewism were immensely popular with the electorate, they ran Whitehall and the UK for several successive and long governments.
For those who aren’t as clued up as geniuses like me, Honeydew was a group chat for friends in the left wing, who wanted to discuss politics, ideology and other stuff. Primarily it helped organise and mobilise the left in pragmatic and ideological arguments, spawning a press organisation, legislation to make cigarette packets a honeydew colour and all round banter and memes about a secret society running MHOC.
We will keep you all posted.